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Will the NASA Designed ‘Smart Balls’ Fix our Referee Woes?

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Will the NASA Designed ‘Smart Balls’ Fix our Referee Woes?

DYOR Dave

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Since the start of the Super Rugby season two weeks ago, the sport has stepped forward with possibly the biggest innovation to the game of Rugby Union since they banned shin-kicking in 1863.

The balls used in matches have been carrying a small chip that can feed a wealth of information back to coaches, broadcasters, and referees in real-time.

The balls were designed by Gilbert in conjunction with Sportable CTO and former NASA scientist Dr. Pete Husemeyer, and feature an RFID chip that broadcasts to eight receivers in the stadium.

Sending signals 20 times per second, the information is then run through algorithms and sent out instantly, detailing things like hang-time on kicks, how hard and fast a ball is kicked, and how long a pass is.

While Super Rugby broadcasters are currently assessing the data to develop a consumable projection, the technology has far deeper implications that could solve an age-old problem.

With accurate information about the ball’s movements, we could receive definitive answers about forward passes, knock-ons, and if worn on players, offsides.

The refereeing blunders of our day could soon be over, as Sportable are already in development talks with the NRL as well as trialing forward-pass technology in the NRLW.

 

 

The real question here is: Will these Smart Balls finally make dribblers happy? The answer, Of course not.

Does anyone really think that fans will stop complaining every time a call doesn’t go their way just because of some fancy new technology?

It’ll be less than one half of footy before dribblers online and in pubs start talking shit about how the technology doesn’t work and is somehow still biased.

It’ll be less than two rounds before a text message goes around claiming “my cousin’s nephew’s friend’s hairdresser’s boyfriend’s brother works for the company and says that the boss is a huge Sharks fan and always gives them the winning calls.”

The balls may make the jobs of refs a lot easier, but it will only shift the blame onto someone else, most likely the scientists and still, the NRL themselves.

For the refs, it’ll take the pressure off the finer details and allow them to better manage the game, but there’s still one thing we can always count on.

Rugby League dribblers will never stop dribbling, and we wouldn’t want it any other way.

 

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The Mayo Report: ‘Sorry I was Wrong, But Everyone Else is Still Way More Wrong Than I Have Ever Been’

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The Mayo Report: ‘Sorry I Was Wrong, But Everyone Else is Still Way More Wrong Than I Have Ever Been’

DYOR Dave

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The first weekend of Rugby League action provided plenty of upsets and surprises, although the most shocking of revelations came during NRL 360 on Monday night, where the Mayo Man himself Buzz Rothfield actually owned up to a mistake and apologised.

Last Monday, Buzz spread a thick layer of mayo over a story about the Bulldogs’ supposed lack of training technologies when James Hooper said “Just about every club uses drones now”

Rothfield then replied whilst dripping in egg, oil and vinegar: “Yeah Well Canterbury Don’t.”

Gould, clearly not a fan of mayo, responded almost immediately, posting two videos to his Twitter of drone footage from Bulldogs training, as well as one of the players reviewing said drone footage.

While Buzz is no stranger to being proven wrong on a weekly basis, he was essentially forced into an on-air apology by NRL 360 co-hosts Braith Anasta and Michael Ennis.

Deflecting the blame immediately, Buzz said, “You’ve got to put your hand up here, I got some bum mail last week, I got my wires crossed and I said Canterbury didn’t train with a drone.”

For a moment it seemed like Buzz was having a genuine moment of self-reflection and humility, but he soon returned to regular scheduled programming and unloaded on Gus Gould, the man who proved him wrong.

“You know what we all make mistakes – I’ll tell you about Gus, Gus sacked Ivan Cleary as a coach, didn’t think he could win a comp. that was a mistake… You know what else Gus did, He extended Anthony Griffin for three years and ten weeks later sacked him, and cost Penrith 1.5 million to pay him out, he makes mistakes too.”

 

He finished off his solemn and respectful admission with a clearly genuine apology: “I apologise, are you happy?”

After the show, reports suggest that the Mayo Man was spotted in the corner of his office, crying in the fetal position, his body apparently sent into shock by the admittance of any personal fault.

Hello Sport Herald has since caught up with Mr Mayo, who is now calling out the unfair treatment he is facing, for breaking essentially the only rule of journalism – don’t lie.

“I don’t see why I’m the one copping it when it was Gus who didn’t shout a round of drinks at the Penrith League’s club in September 1971, I mean who’s the real criminal here?”

The Mayo Man continued, “I may have been wrong about the Bulldogs, Gus Gould, and most of the other things I’ve said in my career, but right now Vladimir Putin is committing war crimes in Eastern Europe, so to call me out while that is going on is nothing short of pure evil, and I won’t stand for it.”

The feud between Gould and Rothfield is an exciting prospect for fans, as they can now enjoy the titanic clash of thoroughbreds during matches on the weekend, and also witness a battle equivalent to a 300-year-old tortoise against a one-armed sloth during the week.

It is unclear whether Rothfield apologised out of genuine remorse, or whether Gould is currently blackmailing him with even more pictures of Buzz alongside strippers, but fans will be eagerly waiting to see if this trend continues, or if Buzz goes back to his old ways.

 

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Griner

Two-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Nears a Month in Russian Jail With Little Hope of a Resolution After Being Caught With Hash Oil

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Two-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Nears a Month in Russian Jail With Little Hope of a Resolution After Being Caught With Hash Oil

DYOR Dave

Griner

 

American Basketballer and two-time Olympic gold medallist Brittney Griner has been held in jail in Russia for almost a month and is facing charges that could see her spend over a decade in prison.

Griner, who plays in the WNBA and Russian Basketball league, was arrested on the 17th of February after customs officers discovered vape cartridges filled with hash oil.

The 31-year-old has since been charged with illegal crossing of a customs border with illegal narcotics, and she is facing a sentence of 5-10 years in prison.

Ordinarily, cases such as this may be resolved through diplomatic channels rather than the courts, however, due to the current war and tensions between the US and Russia, Griner may have to face the Russian justice system, during an already tenuous time.

Griner has been supplementing her WNBA contract by playing in Russia for 7 years, earning around $1 million US per season in Russia, compared to under 250k in America.

As one of the top female players in the world, her high profile could play a significant role in how this case is treated, as she has the potential to become a political pawn used by Russia to gain something from the US, as was the case in 2019 when an Israeli woman arrested for cannabis was traded for control of an area in Jerusalem.

Footage released showing Griner being detained at customs

 

However, the diplomatic channels are understandably clogged at the moment, and with many fewer US diplomats in the region, the amount of help she can receive whilst locked up is minimal.

Furthermore, the Russian judicial system is facing somewhat of a crisis, as covid-19 restrictions compounded with thousands of arrested protestors waiting to face trial meaning that it could be a while before her case is even heard.

The owner of her team, mining oligarch Andrei Kozitsyn, is also currently facing sanctions and pressure from the west, leaving him with a restricted ability to bail out his star player.

There are also fears that Griner’s status as an LGTBQI icon will cause further complications to an already difficult case, as the Russian government has staunchly opposed equal rights and fair treatment for advocates in recent years.

All other American players have now left Russia and Ukraine, however, Griner has been in limited contact with friends, family, and authorities to help resolve the situation, although it’s still unknown if or when she’ll be able to leave.

 

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Max King – Making Celibacy Great Again

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Max King – Making Celibacy Great Again

DYOR Dave

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There was once a time when those who took the noble vow of celibacy were considered societal leaders and morally superior.

Alas, the noble tradition has fallen away in our modern times, replaced with temptations, instant gratifications, and ideas of sex pushed to us through every available screen.

Still, some of those strong enough to maintain abstinence have gone on to achieve great things, such as cornflake inventor John Kellogg, and Philosopher Immanuel Kant, who both not only practiced celibacy, but also denied themselves self-pleasure… yikes.

On the lighter end, NFL stars Tim Tebow and Russel Wilson both maintained their celibacy until marriage, as did Drummer Zak Hanson of “Mmmbop” fame.

And so this brings us to the NRL’s very own virgin king – Max King that is – who has made the brave announcement to the media that he’ll be saving himself until marriage due to his Catholic beliefs.

I’m usually the last person to applaud decisions based on conservative religious beliefs, but this harmless decision is a welcome refreshment compared to the usually abhorrent views pushed by similarly religious fanatics.

In a league that’s well known for its prevalence of sexual debauchery, compounded with the fact that Max is a decent-looking bloke, the decision to remain abstinent should be seen as a triumph of will, a welcome bit of diversity, and a positive message for young fans.

 

Recently the NRL took part in the Mardi Gras parade for the 7th time, and although this parade flies in the face of many conservative religious beliefs, it doesn’t mean our league isn’t welcome to those who subscribe to religious belief systems, provided they equally respect the beliefs of others (not share insta posts about people going to hell).

King described the positive environment at the Bulldogs that seems a far cry from a previous Dogs culture, “I talk openly about it with the boys and they respect me for who I am…I don’t mind the boys taking the piss, I’m fine with it, because I’ll be taking the piss out of them for something… I know it’s not personal, I know a lot of the boys do respect it.’’

A fourth-generation footballer and grandson of 7-time premiership winner Johnny King, Max has played 50 NRL games for the Titans and the Storm, but missed the 2021 season due to Achilles surgery.

Now part of the Bulldogs’ impressive 2022 roster, he hopes to earn himself a starting jersey and become a more permanent fixture in the NRL.

His decision to remain celibate seems to justify his move from the Storm to the Bulldogs, as the Storm fucking every team they played would not have sat well with the second-rower, who appears much more comfortable with the Bulldogs.

King isn’t the first NRL player to come out as celibate, after Australia and NSW representative Jason Stevens published his book “Worth the Wait,” detailing his views and justifications for pre-marital celibacy.

 

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How Holly Vallance Can Save Chelsea

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How Holly Vallance Can Save Chelsea

DYOR Dave

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For over two decades Chelsea fans have been treated to unwavering success by their football club, but now the immediate future of their club is far from safe.

As part of their sanctions against Russia, the British government has frozen assets of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, who has close ties to Vladimir Putin.

His inability to participate in any business transactions means that Chelsea has been unable to pay players, negotiate contracts, sell tickets or merchandise.

Additionally, major sponsor Three Mobile has terminated their partnership with the club, while sleeve sponsor Hyundai is currently evaluating their options.

The club was required to register a special temporary license from the government in order to play their latest away fixture against Norwich.

Fans have recently shown their appreciation for their Russian owner, chanting “Roman Abramovich” prior to kick off during their most recent away match, much to the disapproval of Norwich home fans.

As part of the new agreement, which will allow Chelsea to play while a new owner for the club is found, their spending has been significantly restricted, with only 500,000 pounds to spend on match days, and 20,000 on travel for away games.

 

Despite usually taking in $36 million per month, Chelsea have only turned a profit in 5 of the 19 years since Abramovich bought the club, with the Oligarch essentially bank-rolling the club to their 21 trophies since 2003

Football academic from the University of Liverpool Kieran Maguire says that “The concern might be what happens if Chelsea’s cash reserves are insufficient to pay their wage bill.

Meanwhile, former winger Pat Nevin has said that “the future of the club is in serious danger,” although there are a few lifelines being thrown by wealthy Brits to save the historic club.

Turkish businessman Muhsin Bayrak, US billionaire (oligarch) Todd Boehly, as well as 8 other parties have reportedly registered their interest, although the most palpable of these offers has come from British property developer Nick Candy.

49-year-old Candy, who is married to former Neighbours star Holly Vallance, has offered a statement of intent to form a consortium to take over the club, worth reportedly $2.5 billion.

The merchant bank representing Chelsea has set a March 15 deadline to sell the club, meaning that fans have hope for some sort of resolution by mid-next week, although it’s still anyone’s guess as to what will unfold before then.

 

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The NRL Snuck Through Judiciary Changes Hours Before Last Night’s Game – Here’s Everything You Need to Know

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The NRL Snuck Through Judiciary Changes Hours Before Last Nights Game – Here’s Everything You Need to Know

DYOR Dave

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The NRL has announced an overhaul of the judiciary system just hours before the first kickoff of the 2021 season, with an aim to create a more transparent process while easing the burden on players themselves.

The irony of aiming for transparency while sneaking through rule changes when fans aren’t paying attention seems to have been lost on the NRL, although there are still many genuine upsides for players in the new system.

The judiciary panel and match review committee will now feature former coaches and referees, as well as players, and an explanation will now be provided to the public by the judiciary chairman following each decision.

Additionally, videos and guides demonstrating the criteria for charges and gradings will be made available to teams in order to better educate players and help them change problematic techniques.

In welcome news for the likes of Jared Waerea-Hargreaves and Tevita Pangai Jnr, all players will begin 2022 on a clean slate, while the carry-over points system has been completely abandoned.

Instead, all grade one offences will carry a fine – apart from reckless high tackles which start at grade 4 – and a set amount of matches is prescribed to each charge, with players able to shorten the suspension by a week through an early guilty plea.

The charges have been designated into eight categories, shown in the table below:

OFFENCE GRADE       1ST OFFENCE (Early plea in brackets)     2ND OFFENCE (Early plea in brackets)         3RD OFFENCE (Early plea in brackets) High Tackle – Careless 1 $1500 ($1000) $2500 ($1800) 2 matches ($3000)   2 2 matches (1) 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3)   3 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) High Tackle – Reckless  4 (1) # 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) 6 matches (5)   5 (2)  5 matches (4) 6 matches (5) 7 matches (6)   6 (3) 6 matches (5) 7 matches (6) 8 matches (7) Dangerous Contact 1 $1500 ($1000) $2500 ($1800) 2 matches ($3000)   2 2 matches (1) 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3)   3 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) Dangerous Throw 1 $1500 ($1000) 2 matches ($2500) 3 matches (2)   2 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4)   3 5 matches (4) 6 matches (5) 7 matches (6) Striking 1 $2000 ($1500) 2 matches ($3000) 4 matches (3)   2 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4)   3 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) 6 matches (5) Crusher Tackle 1 $2000 ($1500) 2 matches ($3000) 4 matches (3)   2 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4)   3 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) 6 matches (5) Contrary Conduct 1 $1500 ($1000) $2500 ($1800) 2 matches ($3000)   2 2 matches (1) 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3)   3 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) Shoulder Charge 1 $2000 ($1500) 2 matches ($3000) 4 matches (3)   2 3 matches (2) 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4)   3 4 matches (3) 5 matches (4) 6 matches (5)

 

The changes have come after months of consultation with the Rugby League Players Association, who were unhappy with the current system and did not believe that fines were an adequate deterrent for foul play.

Fines were first introduced as an alternative punishment in order to avoid players missing key matches for minor offences, while simultaneously not overwhelming the judiciary with small charges.

However, the RLPA have been critical of the decision to move grade one shoulder charges and crusher tackles to a finable offence, saying it “is a step backwards in decreasing instances of two of the most dangerous on-field discretions.”

Although the Association is supportive of the new measures that promote transparency in the system, they emphasise the importance of education rather than punishment, to curb instances of illegal actions, “the RLPA maintains the best way to improve the chance of achieving the desired outcomes is through education and training, not punitive measures.”

Player fines rose an enormous 500% in 2021, and the RLPA maintains that there is little evidence to support the theory that fines act as a meaningful deterrent, and that they disproportionately affect lower-income players.

Just as the old saying goes, ‘If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for the lower class.’

The RLPA will continue to examine and consult with the NRL to work towards a more fair and efficient judiciary system in the future.

 

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Peace & Harmony Returns to the World as God’s Winter Game Signals an End to the Worst Off-Season of All Time

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Peace & Harmony Returns to the World as God’s Winter Game Signals an End to the Worst Off-Season of All Time

DYOR Dave

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The sun is shining in Sydney and a sense of excitement has all but washed away the absolute cunt of a month that has tormented Australians since the end of Cricket season. February (and the first week of March) is traditionally recognised as the worst month in the calendar, however, in true 2020s fashion, this has easily been the cream of the crop, if said crop was manure.

Coming off a historic Ashes victory, and a mild treatment from La Niña leading to a decent summer, it seemed that the gods were once again shining upon us after a dark two years. February got off to a quiet start, with the Winter Olympics, a few T20s, the Super Bowl, and the NRL all-stars game to keep the dribblers and the gods content.

Suddenly, in mid-February, tragedy struck in Sydney with a horrific Shark attack that sent shockwaves around the world. What was thought to be a freak event can now be recognised as a dark omen of a bleak fortnight to follow, the gods were beginning to get restless.

Four days later, any anxiety around the ocean was well and truly swept away by the Russian invasion of Ukraine, as fears of a global conflict spread like Covid through a “freedom” rally. Although Australians largely felt safe from danger thanks to our GOAT MOAT, we were soon met with our own disaster, as floods wreaked havoc through the East Coast of Australia.

The gods were clearly angry and were taking it out on the most humble of dribblers both overseas and at home. As March began, dribblers were optimistic as they looked towards Australia’s tour of Pakistan as a respite from the torment of the previous two weeks.

Not only were we treated to one of the most boring test matches in the 250-year history of the game, but Australia lost not one legend of the game, but two. Shane Warne’s unexpected passing shook the nation like nothing else in recent years and only one day after we lost Rod Marsh. It was a dark day in Australian sporting history, the emotions of which still feel fresh in the heads of many cricket lovers. The gods had struck a brutal blow to us mortals, selecting Warnie before his time to join the Heaven XI alongside Bradman, Marsh, and Phil Hughes.

As we sit on the precipice of the 2022 NRL season, God’s winter game is bringing back positivity into the lives of dribblers around the nation. The gods have finished their smiting and are now settled comfortably on the couch with a Bloke in hand, ready to enjoy the greatest game of all.

While the physical, psychological, and environmental damage of the last month may still cast a black cloud over our thoughts, the start of the NRL season brings a shining light into our lives and will be sure to lift the spirits of any dribbler yearning for better days.

 

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Billy Slater and Dan Carter’s Beer is Suing the Inspired Unemployed for Copying Their Design

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Billy Slater and Dan Carter’s Beer is Suing the Inspired Unemployed for Copying Their Design

DYOR Dave

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There’s a legal battle heating up in the Federal Court at the moment, as the Inspired Unemployed’s Better Beer has been accused of copying the design of Brick Lane’s Sidewinder XPA.

Brick Lane Brewing, whose stakeholders include Billy Slater, Dan Carter, Eddie McGuire, and Mick Molloy, launched legal action in January claiming that the similar off-white can and curved red, orange, and yellow stripes would confuse and potentially harm consumers due to the 3.1% ABV difference of the beers.

As neither company has received approval for their registered trademarks, the case will be fought on the basis of whether Better Beer has “made false, misleading or deceptive representations” involving the branding of their beer.

A response has now been issued from Mighty Craft, owners of Torquay Beverage Company who in turn own part of Better Beer alongside the Inspired Unemployed.

They claim that promotion began for Better Beer in July 2021, before Sidewinders had hit the shelves, and that even as Better Beer went on sale, the sidewinders were sold in “minor” quantities and were not noticeably promoted or advertised.

Additionally, they state that the distinctive brand names, fonts, and layout adequately separate the beers, as does their difference in the market, with Sidewinder promoted as a low alcohol beverage (1.1%), and Better Beer sold as full strength (4.2%).

However, there could be an interesting twist, as Torquay Beverage Company actually approached Brick Lane in June 2021 to inquire about brewing a new brand, however Brick Lane declined due to their expansion of range and minimal capacity to take on new brews.

With the immense success of Better Beer and a projected 4 million litres to be brewed in the coming year, the case could be damaging to the new brand, which owes its success to the popularity of their instafamous stakeholders.

Better-Beer-Sidewinder

 

The conflict has caused an internal struggle in many young Australian men, who for years have idolised the aforementioned athletes, although more recently emulated the personalities of the Instagram sensations.

Rising to fame on the back of skits, dances, and tik toks, the South Coast duo have entrenched themselves in the cultural imagination of Australian youths, and have subsequently enjoyed the fistings of the corporate dollar through partnerships with David Jones, The Iconic, Tradie, Grill’d, and OnlyFans.

It’s not the first time the inspiring and now very much employed duo has faced heat from regulators, after one of their Tradie ads was forced off screens due to its innocent but nonetheless dangerous depiction of having a bath with a boombox.

Better Beer has been popping up at house parties and kickons since its launch in November, and although I’m yet to see a sneaky Sidewinder among them, it’s not hard to see the similarities.

With craft beer now a rapidly growing industry with a relatively small market to target, cases like this are not uncommon in Australian courts.

In 2018 Stone & Wood settled a dispute with Thunder Road brewing over their use of the title “Pacific Ale” following three years of proceedings.

It’s unlikely that these matters will be taken to a courtroom, however, the verdict is still anyone’s guess Senior Associate at law firm Lavan, Andrew  Sutton, “It’s one of those claims where you’re not sure which way it will go because there’s no science to this.”

 

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Building Small Metropolis On and Around Shifting Body of Water Apparently Has Consequences

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Building Small Metropolis On and Around Shifting Body of Water Apparently Has Consequences

by Tom Farrelly

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HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN?!

 

As Brisbane faces its worst weather emergency since the devastating floods of 2011, many questions are being asked about the future of the city, and how it can avoid suffering further in the future.

Although, there’s one indisputable fact that has come to light during the current flood crisis sweeping South East Queensland. Erecting the country’s third-largest city on top of the state’s longest river seems to present its fair share of headaches every decade or so.

A lot of the folk from outside of Brisbane might be wondering why, after the aftermath of the 2011 floods, we didn’t implement better systems to prevent this from happening again? 

Well, for those without a basic understanding of the Brisbane eco-system – This is the River City! This comes with the territory. You want your river walk on your lunch break from the CBD? That’s fine, but don’t complain when the two overlap!

If you’ve ever tied one on at the Wharves on a Sunday then I don’t want to hear it. If you want your Margi’s under the Story Bridge then, I’m sorry, you’re going to have to cop some trench foot once a decade!’

I mean really, what did you think was going to happen?! You’re eating fried octopus with bull sharks literally swimming under your feet. Don’t act so surprised. 

Sydney people love to think they’re so fancy with their beachfront houses and Harbourview apartments, but they don’t know what it’s really like to live alongside the raw natural force that river water brings.

In the end, it seems many think that living in an above-land Atlantis is amazing for 9 years out of the decade. Shame about the 10th though.

 

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NBA Star Jarrett Allen Excluded from Team Group Chat for Having an Android – Has Discrimination Gone Too Far?

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NBA Star Jarrett Allen Excluded from Team Group Chat for Having an Android – Has Discrimination Gone Too Far?

DYOR Dave

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Jarrett Allen is no ordinary basketballer. He was a first-round pick in the 2017 NBA draft and after an impressive few years at the Brooklyn Nets, earned himself a tidy contract replacing James Harden Cleveland Cavaliers.

Despite coming to the team with high hopes and a bright future, Allen was brutally and maliciously discriminated against by his own teammates for his use of an Android phone.

As he was initiated into the team group chats, other players began to grow suspicious of his messages, and the coloured bubbles in which they were appearing.

Allen bravely recounted his traumatic experience, saying  “I actually had to get an iPhone, I have an Android and an iPhone… the team wouldn’t let me in the group text. They wanted all blue messages.”

With group chats providing a significant foundation for the bonding of teams as well as a safe outlet for all forms of dribble and yarn, the crime of exclusion is arguably the most heinous of all.

Source: StatCounter Global Stats – OS Market Share

Source: StatCounter Global Stats – OS Market Share

 

As a proud owner of android phones for nearly a decade, this harmful discrimination was all too relatable.

Like myself, I’m sure other android users have faced years of torment for our widgets, green messages, and a swathe of random-sounding brands like Oppo, HTC, Huawei or ZTE.

The meaningless suffering appears to stem from nothing but an unfounded sense of superiority gained by overpaying for a slightly shinier piece of metal that does all of the same things.

Almost 70% of the world’s population owns an android phone, while under 30% have an iPhone, yet those numbers are nearly reversed in Australia with iPhone commanding 57% of the market share, and Android a respectable 40%.

Here at the Hello Sport Podcast, we have a strong ratio of 2-1 Androids for every smartphone, with Eddy the only sheep among the pack, and as the Ps and Ds know all too well, HSP are always at the forefront of the hottest trends.

As there’s not too much else going on in the world right now, and with an election in a few months’ time, I think it’s time to campaign for not only better treatment of Android users nationwide, but a stronger representation of Androids in our most esteemed institutions.

iPhones never

Androids forever

 

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