“I need you to do me a huge favour. Um, can you please, ahh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone and, ah, maybe calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that and just have it as a number on the voicemail. Just have it as you’re telephone number, that’s it. OK? You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Alright bye” – Tiger Woods