“Fuck you Marlon” – Shane Keith Warne

“Get ready for a broken fucking arm” – Michael John Clarke

“The only person who would have spent more time on the ice than me was Ben Cousins.” – Steven Bradbury

“Who dares wins” – Mike Whitney

“Who the fook is that guy” – Conor McGregor

“I was just a person out there, making sure that I was umm, ha. I’m.. I’m buggered here. I’m sorry” – Mal Meninga’s first and only political speech

“I’ve got more speed than Oxford Street” – James Roberts

“I’ll fuck you till you love me” – Mike Tyson

“I just count money. That’s all I do. I count my millions” – Bernard Tomic

“It’s like we’re not supposed to win” – Dean Pay

“Where the fuck are you? There’s four toey humans in the cab and our cocks are fat and ready to spurt sauce. It’s 20 to four… and you’re in bed, fuck me. Fire up you sad cunt” – Former Origin Great

“I may be dumb, but i’m not stupid” – Terry Bradshaw

“Send me location” – Khabib Nurmagomedov

“Call me Big Papi.. Call me Big Papa” – Big Papi

“Grip it and rip it” – John Daley

“I owe a lot to my parents. Especially my mother and father” – Greg Norman

“Beers, beers and more beers” – Victor Radley

“Therapy can be a good thing. It can be therapeutic” – Alex Rodriguez

“It’s time” – Bruce Buffer

“I need you to do me a huge favour. Um, can you please, ahh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone and, ah, maybe calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that and just have it as a number on the voicemail. Just have it as you’re telephone number, that’s it. OK? You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Alright bye” – Tiger Woods

“I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that” – Jerry Rice