Dribblers Round Up: Nilsso Busting Moves for a Good Cause While Danny Exotic Braves Sunlight to Present Jerseys for Penrith
Dribblers Round Up: Nilsso Busting Moves for a Good Cause While Danny Exotic Braves Sunlight to Present Jerseys for Penrith
DYOR Dave
It’s been a long and arduous off-season where dribblers have enjoyed the break from footy and focused on ripping, tearing, getting horizontal, and pounding Margs into the earth.
But as the new season of footy rolls around, the dribblers begin emerging from their summer hideaways ready to help 2022 once again be the year of the P and D, and two of our most cherished dribblers have had a busy week.
Danny Exotic (of R&R fame) was spotted outdoors for the first time since his bender began following Penrith’s 2021 grand final victory.
He made the special trip in broad daylight and (relatively) sober to present the team jerseys for the Panthers’ first trial match against the Sharks.
Clearly buoyed by the support and inspiration of a Panthers legend, the team went on to win 34-6 and were offered the once-in-a-lifetime experience of a guided celebration from the great Danny Exotic.
However, due to the professional sporting careers that the players hope to maintain, the team respectfully declined his offer, much to the relief of Danny’s bank account.
Meanwhile, Newcastle’s favourite firefighter Nilsso the Novacastrian has sent shockwaves of excitement through the female population of the city, as he’s announced he’ll be dancing the Tango at the Stars of Newcastle charity event in June.
Nilsso is no stranger to the spotlight, featuring on HitFM’s dating show in Bali, as well as acting as male model and face of Newcastle’s Fire and Rescue services, leading many to wonder if he was hired for his handy hosework, or his ability to sell calendars.
In support of Cancer Council’s annual charity dance competition, Nilsso will be partnered with professional dancer Denise, although after 4 months of lessons in the art of the tango, he reckons it’ll be hard to tell who’s the pro and who’s the dribbler.
The event will take place on the 24th of June at Newcastle’s civic theatre, and if you’d like to donate or grab tickets to see Dan “Fred Astaire” Nilsson in action, you can head HERE.
Alternatively, if you wanna throw some money towards Danny’s less worthy cause, you can contact him on Wickr or Signal @DannyLovesR&R
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