The 2021 Dribbler Awards

The 2021 Dribbler Awards

Bradley James Kahler

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What a year it’s been; throbbers throbbing, magoos doing their thing and betas losing their wangs to alphas all over the world.

Before the awards start off we, as a collective group of punters & dribblers, would like to pay our respects to the illustrious XI and tip our collective caps to them.

We also like to acknowledge the glorious sponsors throughout the year. Really helps keep the lads at the top of the heap.

Special mention to friend of the show Denan Kemp, we hope you enjoyed your holiday but don’t you dare go away again. We’re still trying to get over the trauma of 3 weeks without Beak.

Biggest thanks of all goes to Hello Sport’s Tom and Eddy, of king of dribble and yarn fame, for delivering us a healthy dose of almost daily dribble. We’d melt without our fixtures and will do some sick, twisted shit to keep you boys top of the heap.

With millions of votes cast from dribblers around the world, these prestigious awards will be cherished by the winners for the rest of their lives, so without further ado, enjoy the 2021 Dribbler awards:

 

Meme Trend of the Year

1Danny Weilder of in the shot fame52%

2Wholesome Kempy Posting28%

3Birmingham’s Big Alpha Weight Loss11%

 

Bedshit of the Year

1Gateway 504 bedshit57%

2England losing the Ashes in less days than isolation – 27%

3 Ronaldo Mulitalo Queensland Selection 11%

 

Old Man Yells At Cloud Award

1Mr Mayo Buzz Rothfield38%

2Warnie on Fox38%

3Dean Bulldog Ritchie & his FPM/CPH count11%

 

Scandal of the Year

1Dragon’s microwave dinner party 47%

2Lachlan Lewis eBay speakers27%

3 Omo cleaning with Munster and Cheese9%

 

Golden Moment of the Year

1Boland 6-7 off 4 overs MCG41%

2Ariarne Titmuss & her pelvic thrusting coach21%

3Origin 1 live show with turbo ramming QLD into the earth10%

 

About Even Punter of the Year

1Tom Birmingham aka Greatest punter alive 54%

2Sebastian Antoniou aka the bath siphon king25%

3 Michael Pryde aka Rainman 11%

4Eddy Simpson aka About Even8%

 

Magoo of the Year

1Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson68%

2Novak Djokovic 9%

3 Connor McGregor 8%

 

Alpha Throbber of the Year

1Pat  ‘Ol Blue Eyes’ Cummins41%

2Turbo and his Tommy Knocker29%

3 Emma McKeon 4 Gold 3 Bronze 10%

 

Yarn of the Year

1Eddy with the Bandicoot yarn47%

2 Kempy’s park ground & pound24%

3Tom vs spacer earring guy7%

 

Australian of the Year

1Patty Mills58%

2Denan Kemp23%

3Tommy Turbo6%

 

Wool pull of the Year

1Beak claiming to be from the country45%

2 Beep test promises25%

3Burner account Sam “huge day” Davis9%

 

Dribbler of the Year

1Danny Exoticcc43%

2 Roger Fabri18%

3KTD (Kicking Tee Dribbler)15%

 

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